Waiting For "gbrowdy.blogspot.com"

Q: F.U.

2006-03-05T16:53:00.000-05:00

Dear Q,

What is the deal with Gil's stupid blog? He has been "asking for sense" since the 15th of February. What a poopington bear.

Answer 1: You misunderstand the nature of blogs.

Answer 2: You are not patient enough. This "Gil" will update his blog when he sees fit.

Answer 3: Gil is gay. Not, like, "real" gay, but gay in the sense that he rarely updates his blog.

Well suck a lemon, Q! Suck a lemon too, Gil!

Oh and another thing!

2005-12-30T17:51:00.000-05:00

Enjoy your two week vacation, jerk.

This is the fruit of your torpor

2005-12-30T17:24:00.000-05:00

Writing a blog isn't complicated. First you sign up at www.blogspot.com. Then you push the buttons on your keyboard in an effort to order those shapes into words.

But it's not that easy for everyone. As some of you might have guessed, I am referring to Gil (gbrowdy.blogspot.com). What the hell, man? You tell everyone to go check out your blog, but never update it. When you mention your blog and I say that I haven't read it, you look sad. Sad like Eeyore. I always promise to read it later. I do, and when I do it's never updated. I feel like I am Bill Murray in Groundhog Day, but without the capable and supportive acting of Andie MacDowell and Chris Elliot. You never update your blog! Why should I be forced to reread old content? Jeez, Gil.

In conclusion, update your blog, jerk.